Banana Fusion Reactor Unleashed!
Our lab-coated Minions have cracked the banana code. Behold the ripest breakthrough: a banana fusion reactor that powers our lab lights and emits a delightful banana aroma.
Bob the Minion
15/02/26
Quantum Banana Split: A Flavor Odyssey
In our quantum lab, Minion Dave has split bananas into flavor superposition. Taste all banana flavors at once! Warning: May induce banana-induced giggles.
Dave the Minion
15/02/26
Anti-Gravity Banana Peel: Up, Up, and Away!
Our Minion scientists have transformed ordinary banana peels into anti-gravity propulsion devices. Place them on the ground, and watch objects defy gravity! Carl accidentally floated to the ceiling during testing.
Carl the Minion
15/02/26
Teleporting Banana Teleporter: A Slippery Adventure
Our latest invention: the Banana Teleporter! Unfortunately, it doesn't teleport us, but it did send a banana to a parallel universe. Now we have 'banana-ported' fruit salad from alternate dimensions. Tastes like adventure!
Darwin the Minion
15/02/26